A Cuter Puta- You callin me a whore babes?

So babes how do u plan to spend Sunday afternoon with me?

2011-02-27T05:45:00.000-08:00

Babe I've got just the place for that

2010-07-10T11:20:00.000-07:00

So, are you going to molest me or am I going to have to tell you to molest me?

2010-07-10T11:16:00.000-07:00

Shall I massage your neck for you babe?

2010-07-07T10:53:00.000-07:00

Or just your cock?

Abs and pecs

2010-07-07T10:51:00.000-07:00

Babe I just gonna rim you

2010-07-07T10:50:00.000-07:00

Thanks for making my whisky and soda babe

2010-06-29T07:51:00.000-07:00

What are u going to stir it with?

Babes !! Are you licking my nipple ?...

2010-06-22T08:27:00.000-07:00

Hug me tight babe

2010-06-11T10:15:00.000-07:00

And the next morning the bitch says she's making "real coffee"

2010-06-11T10:08:00.000-07:00

Well I like shagging scallies so....wot should I fuckin expect?

Thankyou that's quite a compliment

2010-06-11T10:04:00.000-07:00

Wha do u mean "there's nowhere to sit" babe?

2010-06-11T09:58:00.000-07:00

Some dreamy boys for the beginning of June

2010-06-03T03:01:00.000-07:00

So babes, did you choose those curtains?

2010-05-20T09:55:00.000-07:00

At least you got your hat on

2010-05-20T09:49:00.000-07:00

Babes I was concerned you'd get cold but as you got your hat on I need no worry.

Feel a bit of a prick?

2010-05-20T09:48:00.000-07:00

My new pet dog

2010-05-14T10:07:00.000-07:00

In my dreams. Suck it bitch.

U gonna clean my house properly or what ?

2010-05-14T10:06:00.000-07:00

You should be on Porn Idol they look for someone just like you

2010-05-14T10:04:00.000-07:00

Thats fuckin unfortunate position babes

2010-05-14T10:02:00.000-07:00

Still now your here I might as well finger your butt you like that yes?

You gonna show me some moves babe?

2010-05-06T02:48:00.000-07:00

Okay babe I jus lock the doors

2010-04-28T07:48:00.000-07:00

You're not fuckin leaving

The jumper is hideous you may as well stay naked

2010-04-23T09:30:00.000-07:00

Sorry bitch you have no taste, therefore you stay naked

Oh fuck thats better, now I can read the newspaper properly :-)

2010-04-23T09:27:00.001-07:00

Love the abs babe

2010-04-23T09:26:00.000-07:00

Right bitch you know where the cleaning things are

2010-04-19T07:54:00.000-07:00

Everything ship-shape and clean okay boy?

Okay God you no want me to drive I get the message

2010-04-19T07:52:00.000-07:00

I don't see any Jimmy Choo's bitch

2010-04-19T07:49:00.000-07:00

Bit of a converse whore aren't you.

Babes u forgot about the cctv

2010-04-19T07:48:00.000-07:00

I dyed my hair and it went wrong color

2010-04-19T07:47:00.000-07:00

Get in the shower before u fuggin touch me babe

2010-04-07T07:18:00.000-07:00

Grapple me with your bulge you bitch

2010-04-07T07:10:00.000-07:00

Bitch on all fours

2010-04-07T07:09:00.000-07:00

Having darker desires babe...

2010-03-28T15:01:00.000-07:00

Lusting over celebs

2010-03-28T15:00:00.000-07:00

Babes cum and flex for me.

2010-03-16T03:02:00.000-07:00

Then fuck me rigid.

Mug me if you want babe

2010-03-15T03:24:00.000-07:00

But fuck me first :-)

Feel my abs bitch

2010-03-09T07:18:00.000-08:00

U don't think I go to the gym coz I enjoy it do you? feel them then get yer head down between my legs. Okay?

Oh well babes u got me now

2010-03-05T02:31:00.000-08:00

Well thank God you didn't scrimp on the boots

2010-03-03T03:37:00.000-08:00

I like it that you worship me bitch

2010-03-03T03:33:00.000-08:00

But put yer fuggin leg down its yer meat i want to see

Take me with you somewhere warm babes....

2010-02-27T04:41:00.000-08:00

You gonna lie there all nite babes because I need a seeing to bitch

2010-02-24T05:41:00.000-08:00

Its the weekend bitches time to let my hair down

2010-02-19T03:00:00.000-08:00

Babes its cold outside and I have a day off....

2010-02-15T04:35:00.000-08:00

I wanna feel your big muscle body all over me, lick me kiss me suck me take me biiiiiitch

Okay babe u got me

2010-02-09T04:58:00.000-08:00

Dance for me bitch

2010-02-09T04:49:00.000-08:00

Babe, luv the shades now dance for me naked !

You should think about joining a gym babe

2010-02-04T02:03:00.000-08:00

What fuck locker room is this?

2010-01-30T15:42:00.000-08:00

I'm not so bad lukin but i never get this in a changing room. Where is this place? Does it offer gym membership? I have nice pecs.....

U wanna take me on holiday with you bitch?

2010-01-30T15:38:00.000-08:00

Ohhh babe are you a whore like me?

2010-01-30T15:37:00.000-08:00

Yeah I too wait for spring

2010-01-27T01:04:00.000-08:00

And a boy like this....

You wanna be painted white babe?

2010-01-27T01:03:00.000-08:00

Okay bitch you show me how to do that

2010-01-27T01:01:00.000-08:00

Ohhhh just wank me off will you biiiiiiitccchhhhh.....

2010-01-18T08:49:00.000-08:00

Pity about the snowdrift babe you'll have to share my bed

2010-01-10T13:53:00.000-08:00

O dear the weather is just too bad to go home. Oh well take your clothes off and get into bed with me.

Ok time to Ebay all your unwanted prezzies

2010-01-07T04:37:00.000-08:00

Babes i don't do pink fur. I maybe a fashion bitch, but if i am gonna get locked up it should be in a cell with a big muscle boy who is naked. And so am I.

Part of my human rights babe :-)

It's fuggin Christmas so time to party

2009-12-22T12:55:00.000-08:00

I have a few days off work to buy me presents and remind others to do so too. I also have to look gorgeous too so I get my haircut.

Seein a guy at the moement but who knows where it will lead. He is with his mother on Christmas day. He asked me to go with him !

"Hell no!" I thought. Apparently she thought the same- cheeky old cunt.

I long for the warm again

2009-12-15T05:12:00.000-08:00

Fuck its cold. I need warmth, heat. lots of it. You wanna give me some body heat? Say yes.

Take me home babe

2009-12-15T05:11:00.000-08:00

Tonight I go for haircut

2009-12-11T06:08:00.000-08:00

I out with the boys tomorrow night and I have to look fuck sexy. Even sexyer than normal. I thought crop sides with mohican. What do u think?

Make love to me on the beach babes

2009-12-08T11:44:00.000-08:00

Okay forget the love bit just fuck me senseless bitch

Happy customers

2009-12-02T07:46:00.001-08:00

Ohhhh today I such a whore bitch. I must have SAD because I really not in a very nice mood. Maybe I need to be taken across a table and fuck really hard or maybe I need sun. Whatever it is mid week, mid winter, mid season and I help middle aged ladies choose their christmas outfits.
"No babes you would suit a fuller figure outfit"
"No babes I not say you fat but that is nearly size zero yeah"
"No listen the only person who can make that look good is kate Moss"
"Yes but you haven't starved yourself for the last six months"
"No; you look fat in that"
"We do the taffeta in brown too, yeah but only up to size 44"
"Take my word for it, buy the fuggin dress and fuck off"
"You want to see my manager?"
"Que?"

Oh no don't get dressed yet....

2009-11-30T12:44:00.001-08:00

Slavery gets shit done ....

2009-11-30T12:41:00.000-08:00

I quite fancy a boy naked and sucking me when i want it.

Well bitches Christmas is on its way

2009-11-30T12:38:00.000-08:00

And I have a week off. Do you think i can get laid in that time? better fuggin hope so or else I shall be suckin on St Nicholas himself.

When I asked if you ever used make-up....

2009-11-30T12:36:00.000-08:00

In a bit of a dream

2009-11-23T04:25:00.000-08:00

Oh I'm so glad to be gay

2009-11-17T05:57:00.000-08:00

What the fuck are you doing?....

2009-11-12T10:15:00.000-08:00

........in my garden shed?

Ok we cum to an arrangement. I no tell the police u burglar my shed and you suck me off. Get on with it biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch !

Fuckin good idea

2009-11-09T02:05:00.000-08:00

I was clubbin on saturday and there was plenty of fuggers there I could have shag. But one boy caught my eye. Not because he was good looking tho he was. But because of his pants which kinda had no backside- bit like the guy in this pic. Me think it a good idea so today bein my day off I'm splittin some denims.

Fellatio keeps male fruit bats keen

2009-11-01T08:44:00.000-08:00

Yeah bitches even bats wank.

(New Scientist)

This pig is a real cow

2009-10-29T04:52:00.000-07:00

I have to get my timesheets signed by a cow in personnel who looks like this. Any fuck issue and she finds reason not to sign. I think she gets off on it.

Bitches the lot of them

2009-10-25T06:33:00.000-07:00

I invite friends to a party today and guess what? They say yes, I go get food yesterday and then today the bitches blow me out. I need fuck now, I so annnoyed, I wanna cum in a boys mouth.

You can play my instrument anytime babe

2009-10-24T07:39:00.000-07:00

Okay babes I'll take the foundation

2009-10-21T03:05:00.000-07:00

But I'll pass on the eyeliner.
Thanks Biiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttttccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
x

If you look like this bitch...

2009-10-18T06:07:00.000-07:00

then i can provide the ducks :-)

Not me but the sentiment is right

2009-10-15T03:12:00.000-07:00

Boys are getting braver

2009-10-13T06:26:00.000-07:00

I think boys are getting braver. Everywhere I look i see these self pics by horny boys that I would do. Is everyone now taking these pix and am I the only one who is now coy?

I wanna see a show

2009-10-06T05:32:00.001-07:00

Go on sit on it we all want a show

Fantasy and reality

2009-10-01T08:36:00.000-07:00

Photo 1

I go out las night and my dream is to meet guys like in in photo 1.

Photo 2

What I fuck looked like when I left the club.

So what's with the chicken babe?

2009-09-28T15:37:00.000-07:00

You like chicken babe? You lookin for a nice hot latino boy? Put the hen down and lets have a good time....

I need a houseboy

2009-09-26T15:29:00.000-07:00

I am kind of broke but I have other key advantages. I am yong and I like a nice cock. babe if u wanna be my houseboy then get yer ass over here and tidy my room. i'll have a vodka and then we fuck. Then you stay and we make luv. What you waitin for bitch?

I back workin at the gym

2009-09-24T04:09:00.000-07:00

My whole fuggin body went into dropp and decline. is not fair as I work hard all year and then take a weeek off to eat drink and be merry. Anyway I am back and the boys are hot though not quite as hot as bitchlicious here. I will get pics of my pecs when they are new inflate.

Banana bitch

2009-09-24T04:08:00.000-07:00

Workin out at the gym

2009-09-19T05:20:00.000-07:00

I not been to the guym for a week and already my pecs are declining. Look at this fuggin bitch I want pecs like him yeah.

Party Boy moi

2009-09-12T16:12:00.000-07:00

Well fuggin hell I so fuggin nackurd. Went to birthday party last night, celebrating birthday of my friend the crack whore. His mother was there smiling. I thought "if only u fuggin knew bitch". Anyways we went back to his friends for an after party. sadly i had my current shag with me and he was a limpet. The others had their cocks out in no time and he says 'perhaps we should be goin home now'. Like fuck !! So I said 'only if u sucke me off now'. He did but it we didn't go home. I like them when they submit.

I know; not fashionable right now but

2009-09-09T05:47:00.000-07:00

I love a cute arse in a thong. Rounded firm and meaty but hey I am a fashion bitch and they are not in yeah? Oh fuck that. If its sexy its sexy. On the right boy....:-)

Quiet at the moment

2009-08-31T03:35:00.000-07:00

I been a bit quiet; not sure why. Then I see pic of this and think "Babe you're only young once go and get a life". So I bought a bottle of wine and watched a porno.

Wet glistening muscle

2009-08-24T10:37:00.000-07:00

Come in babes it looks a bit wet out there

Total fantasy

2009-08-17T06:29:00.000-07:00

I been seein these cartoons and drawings and like. They looks so fuckin horny they make me wanna ride like a bitch on heat. Sometimes they are better than video as I can let my own fantasy into them.

Excuse me while I dream

2009-08-12T10:46:00.000-07:00

yeah the boy is well nice thankyou for askin me babes

2009-08-08T06:45:00.001-07:00

Yes I had a very nice time with Paul; unfortunately it turns out the cunt already has a boyfriend who was away on business in Geneva at the time. So like a bitch, I opened my legs anyway like you do, and pretended I was a innocent virgin. Like hell:-) Ride me bitches

Nice cock but is it enough babes?

2009-08-06T09:03:00.000-07:00

My cock isn't so small babes but u know I really get the hump when some boy sends this kinda pic through without showin me his face first. What if he looks like a girl? What if he sounds like a girl? Trouble with these big cock boys is they think that's all it takes. Well wrong bitch i ain't havin it. (BTW he did eventually send me hiz face pic btw and he's cute so i am shagging him tomorrow nite).

Despite the fuckin rain some people still got nearly naked

2009-08-02T14:54:00.000-07:00

So I am free finally to make it to Brighton pride, no shifts in the way as in past years. And what? It fuckin rains. It never rains at Brighton pride, but no bitches, this year when I am free, it fuckin does. Here are some pics I got off Flickr showing nearly naked guys in the crowds yesterday.

If you look like this

2009-07-26T08:19:00.000-07:00

And need a cute boy rather than a goat to keep you entertained then let me know bitch.

Sod the dating I need a fluffer

2009-07-24T04:29:00.001-07:00

This looks about the right height for my cock. Suck it bitch.

I been dating again

2009-07-21T01:52:00.000-07:00

And guess what? Well guy has cute pics so i say yes and see him. But he did not tell me the gaydar pics were over 10 years old. What the fucks wrong with these morons?

Can u tell I been to the gym?

2009-07-15T10:10:00.000-07:00

The answer is yes bitches.

OK babe so you're an athlete

2009-07-10T10:12:00.000-07:00

Any contortions you wanna get me into babe?